Why Do They Rock So Hard? '2001

1. Somebody Hates Me

i just made an enemy of someone i don't know
and they are upset about somethin' that i
must have done. it really doesn't make much
sense well i've got no statement in my defense
i know, no matter what, no matter who, no
matter what i do, somebody hates me and i
hate somebody too.
did you misunderstand
something that i did or was there one of my
jokes that you didn't get or do you think
you've got
the way i think all figured out.
what did i say, to make you feel i'm not cool
now?
i know, no matter what no matter who no
matter what i do, somebody hates me, and i
hate somebody too. i know its wrong, but i do
it to and i guess i should say, don't let it get
to you. i know, no matter what no matter who
no matter what i do somebody hates me and i
hate somebody too somebody like you.


2. Brand New Song

i've got a brand new girlfriend
she is so lovely lovely
i've got a new ex-girlfriend
she is so fat and ugly
oh not you again it gets worse
everytime and one plus two again
won't work i can't divide it
well i let it go, i don't care
i love you when you're not there
brand new song just for you
i'm not sorry about the things i
do
i've got a brand new song
it is so happy happy
i've got a brand new attitude
it is so hateful hateful
not you again it gets worse
everytime
one plus two again won't
work
i can't divide it well i
let it go i don't
care
i love you when you're not there
brand new song just for you i'm so sorry
(but that's not true) you keep tellin' me
that it's so easy to forget it
you keep tellin' me but i now i'll always
regret it,
well i let it go,
you're not there i love you and you
don't care
a brand new song i've done my best
i'm so sorry, sorry about this mess


3. She's Famous Now

i've got the measles and she got the mumps i'm sick of waiting by the door in case she comes
home you won't believe it but don't you want to know i let her go but i can't let her go i don't
wanna hear it i'm singin' too high tonight i just can't stand the noise i heard her on the radio
don't want to sing along, but i've got no choice. she used to be my girl but now she's famous she
used to be my girl but now she is famous she was just so sweet and now there fallin' at her
feet. she used to be my girl but now she's- i eat the muscle and she eats the leaves high
cholest erol and heart disease yea, you'll never touch the way that i feel just for the record she
got the deal i don't wanna hear it. i'm saying goodbye tonight i just can't stand the noise she's
signin' autographs don't wanna say i know her but i've
got no choice. she used to be my girl but now she's
famous she used to be my girl, but now she's famous.
she was just so sweet
and now they're
fallin' at her feet she
used to be my girl but now
she's- well she's like me just not as ugly.
she used to be my girl but now she's
famous she was so sweet she was just so
sweet she was just so sweet and now they're
fallin' at her feet she used to be my girl but now she's


4. You Don't Know

well first of all i'd like to say %@&# off
if you don't get it why don't you
go shove your head back up your @$$
and don't waste my time
i don't need your opinion
cuz you don't know what it's like to be like me
so keep your mouth shut
this may come as kind of a surprise
i don't like you and i don't care
what you think about what i do
and most of all, i don't need your opinion
cuz you don't know what it's like to be like me
so keep your mouth shut
well finally that's the way it is
i like somethin' you don
't and your tellin'
me it's $#!%. it's a waste of time
we can't change our opinions
i don't know what it's like to be you
i don't know what, so i'll keep my mouth shut


5. The Set Up (You Need This)

i guess it's not fair
for me to not care
but i don't, and that's why
you think i'm a great guy
but i want you and you want me too
and you need this, wanna give it to you
and i thought this time i'd say something new
i'll call you, i swear
so, next time be there
can't keep up, not more
should quit but, what for?
cause i want you and you want me too
and you need this, wanna give it to you
and i thought this time i'd feel something new
it's not cruel, i do like you
and i want you to feel that i do
well i want you and you want me too
and you need this wanna give it to you
and i thought this time i'd be someone true
yeah i want you and you want me too
and you need this, wanna give it to you
and i thought this time i'd say something new


6. Thank You For Not Moshing

when i'm in the pit, i'm gonna punch and kick
when i'm in the pit, don't you know i'm gonna
%$@# up $#!%

got my wife beater on, steel toe doc martins on
my feet yea i run around in a little circle, i'm
wonderin' who to beat and you know it's really
cool, cause i played football in high school, gonna
push some little girls tongiht look out fag
there's gonna be a fight

when i'm in the pit...

and you wanna be just like me, i wish i could
be myself and you wanna be just like me, i
can't think of no one else. and you know it's
really great to punch somebody right in the
face gonna push some little girls tonight
look out fag there's gonna be a fight

when i'm in the pit...


7. I'm Cool

You know I'm cool when all the guys wanna be my friend.And every
little girl here,they all wanna hold my hand.But I stole all of
my songs,I'm probobly gonna get sued.That's allright,as long as
I get screwed.yea yea yea...
And mabey you'll come and see us when we get real big.Mabey you'll
see us if we ever get another gig,cause there's so many fish in
the sea,and they all look like me,I'm just a little tiny fish
Thats all I'll ever be.



8. I Want Your Girlfriend To Be My Girlfriend, Too

there's a little girl i know you
might know her to, she
looks so good she looks so
cute standin' next to you
and i don't know
what
to do i want
your
girlfriend to
be my
girlfriend too.
she's so %#&$!^
cute, i wish that she
was mine,
she's so %#&$!^ cute,
i'm gonna lose my mind
i don't know what to
do maybe i could kill you
i want your girlfriend to
be my girlfriend ...too.


9. Everything is Cool

i'm so glad you're gone, you just led me on
where did it go wrong, too bad for too long
i live without you know
i'll get along some how
i don't care anyway, i just wanted to say
everything is cool
how are things with you
everything is cool
i wish you were dead
you say we'll be friends, that just means no sex,
i don't care what you say
i'm tired of %#&$!^ you anyway
i guess it is my fault
but do you blame you at all
i'll have to let you go
i just want you to know that
everything is cool
how are things with you,
everything is cool,
i wish you were dead!


10. Scott's A Dork

we like pizza but she doesn't eat the crust
i love her and she loves everyone
she said she likes my band but i don't even like my band
i love her and she loves everyone
i saw her kiss him last night, i'm sick now
(but it's just a little cold)
scott's a dork
when i say i give up it just means
i am going to try again she loves me
and i love everyone
i was kissin' her
but she was wishin' it wa
him she loves me and i love everyone
they told her, about you and me
she's mad now (but she'll
get over it)
scott's a dork
you'd think that after all this
time she'd change but,
she didn't


11. Big Star

now that i'm a big star what am i gonna do i'm so bored countin' all
my money. i sit here and i think of you and it's so easy to do i
don't even have to try why should i waste my precious time cuz i
can't make you love me, but
i know you will. i'm such an @$$hole, how could
you resist. i never
meant to let it go to
my head i never thought it
would come to this it's me.
the @$$hole of you're dreams
and i don't even have to try,
don't even wanna try why should i
waste my precious time if i can't
make you love me, but i know you
do... i'm so cool, no one wants to
talk to me and i'm so cool no one
wants to look at me and i'm so
fuckin' cool, nobody cares at all. i'm a
big big %#&$!^ star.


12. The Kids Don't Like It

got some words, i don't know gonna sing'em
here i go wanna try not to be lame
wanna make you feel the same i just wanna be someone
don't you know we tried to
do something new
it may sound real good,
but i don't think we're
getting through because
the kids don't like it
had a hit, famous?, no
easy come, easy go, should be
happy with what i got,
should be happy but i'm not
i just wanna be someone
don't you know we tried to do
something it may sound real
good, but i don't think were
getting through
because the kids don't like it
i thought there'd come a day
when i'd run out of things to say
but now i know it's true no one
listens anyway and all we wanted
was to do somethin' new
it doesn't sound so good and
i don't think were
getting through because the
kids don't like it no they don't
like it at all, anymore


13. Down In Flames

you don't know me but here i am in your living room
you don't own me but you paid and that means alot to you
you never listen but i know that's what you think that you do
and everybody wants a change but this time it'll be the same
watch us go down in flames its all right it's ok, it was gonna
happen anyway, we had our chance, made our point but your
not gonna take that...
radio, commercials, t.v. shows, front page, ads, photos, and
interviews they'll make sure it's the latest fad. pay attention, cuz
you know you'll have to pay either way and they tell you that its the
new thing. but we know that it hasn't changed. watch us go down in
flames it's all right, it's ok it was gonna happen anyway, we had our
chance, made our point but your not going take that... when this blows
over and the main stream coughs up another shell will you let us back in
your underground well i guess that's a no and it's just as well cuz you
never supported us, all you wanted was to see us fail and they tell me
that it's the new thing so i better get out of the way watch us go down
in flames it's all right it's ok it was going to happen anyway we had our
chance, made our point and your not gonna take that it's all right it's ok,
it was gonna happen anyway we had our chance made our point
you're not gonna take that away
you're not gonna take that away
you're not gonna take that away
you're not gonna take that away

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