Keep Your Reciept

1. Alternative, Baby

well, i see you up on stage and
i don't know just
what you're sayin', but you're my hero...
and a guy just kicked me in the head,
a little girl
just passed out dead, i'm in between a big jock
and a sweaty skinhead but i love you
whatever that means...but i don't wanna talk
to you, cause i know i'd just say some thing
stupid and i know you've got better things to do.

hey, little alternative girl
don't you wanna be my friend?
you know i'm singin' all my songs to you
it's all right if you don't understand.

maybe i shouldn't be so serious, tellin' you that
everything sucks cause i don't wanna bring
you down
but it never ever works out right, i'm gonna lose,
give up the fight, i won't get what i want
won't get anything but i love you...whatever
that means.
and they don't wanna talk to me cause they know
what i'll turn out to be, i said i was cool
but i can't lie to you (but i do)

hey, little alternative girl
don't you wanna be my friend?
you know i'm singin' all my songs to you
it's all right if you don't understand.

and i don't wanna start again cause i know
it'll be the same in the end
i didn't like it the first time anyway.


2. Why Do All Girls Think They're Fat?

There's a little girl,on my mind,all the time,there's always one,
look what shes done...She makes me look at her thighs,you know
I sure hate to lie,but what can I tell her you know it's so
beautifull,man how come all girls think there fat?
Hey hey hey she's so pretty,my friend,hey hey hey I feel stupid...
again.She said It's all right, come over tonight,my moms not home,
I'm all alone! She took me back to her house,she pushed me down
on the couch,she said now its all right,were gonna be good friends
cause that kissin' only leads to the end.
Hey hey hey she's so pretty,my friend.Hey hey hey I feel stupid



3. I'm Cool

You know I'm cool when all the guys wanna be my friend.And every
little girl here,they all wanna hold my hand.But I stole all of
my songs,I'm probobly gonna get sued.That's allright,as long as
I get screwed.yea yea yea...
And mabey you'll come and see us when we get real big.Mabey you'll
see us if we ever get another gig,cause there's so many fish in
the sea,and they all look like me,I'm just a little tiny fish
Thats all I'll ever be.



4. S.R.

what ever happened to
suburban rhythm?
why did ed and scott quit?
please don't go, suburban rhythm
all the other bands are just $#!%



5. Unity

[Originally performed by Operation Ivy]

There's a war goin' down between my brothers tonight.
I don't want no war goin' down tonight.

Civilization? Ha! I call it as I see it.
I call it &#!!$#!%! You know, I still cannot believe it
Our evolution now has gone the way of hate
A world evolved resolved into its stupid fate.
Stop this war!
All so different yeah, I say we're all the same
All caught, you know, in the division game.
Self destruction fast impending like a bullet.
No one can stop it, once it's fired no one can control it.
Stop this war
A final word, wait it's not a call to action
We ain't no sect, we ain't no $#&%!#& faction.
Unity, Unity, you've heard it all before,
This time it's not exclusive we want to stop a war.
Unity as one, stand together,
Unity, evolution's gonna come!

Cheer Up '2002

Why Do They Rock So Hard? '1999

Turn The Radio Off '1996